Delores Cromwell didn’t know what she was getting into. Her first thought when she found out her Aunt Cerise had died and left her a house was, “Cool! I have a HOUSE!” Actually, her first thought was, “Poor Aunt Cerise!” but “Cool! I have a HOUSE!” was the very next thought.
The house was a shabby, old-fashioned shack with peeling wallpaper and grungy tile, but it sat on a nice piece of property in a scenic little town called Northcliff. The only other inhabitants of Northcliff were a group of scientists and their families who were participating in some strange experiment called “The Prosperity Challenge.” They all commuted to Sim City for their jobs, and Delores figured if they could do it, so could she.
The only rub was that she had promised some college acquaintances that she would be roomies with them once they all graduated. But would they want to live in the hinterland of Northcliff? She wasn’t sure, but she approached them with this idea: they could live in Aunt Cerise’s house rent-free if they helped her fix it up.
Since the alternative was to sleep in cardboard boxes in a Sim City alleyway, they accepted Delores’s deal without hesitation. The day after graduation, they moved into Cromwell House.

Here they are on their first day at the new house, chatting excitedly about life after graduation. Their futures hold so much promise! They seem so happy! They have no idea.
In case you’re wondering who’s who, I’ll give you a run-down: in the bandana is Benjamin Labelle (Pleasure) talking to blondie Johnny Garnett (Family). Johnny seems to be fixated on Delores (Knowledge), who is wearing the blue stripes. Delores speaks with perfect indifference to Sheila Ireland (Fortune), the only person on the lot with a Niceness score of less then 5. In the foreground, we have long-haired Steve Charlton (Romance) chatting up Eleanor Dutcher (Popularity), who apparently thinks the best way to win friends and influence people is to wear one’s hair in a side ponytail.
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