Camp Simon

Simon Ravelo was energized. After drifting from town to town for a few years, he was finally settling down in his favorite city, Rosebrook. It was the center of the universe to him, full of hip crowds swirling beneath the dancelights, shops and boutiques that catered to his every whim, and best of all, half a dozen places where he could find the world’s greatest espresso.

Simon Ravelo sips espresso
“Is this Xtreme enough for you?”

His favorite place to drink espresso was the terrace of the One-Twenty-Five Cafe, where even an impoverished college dropout like himself could feel at home, drink a few cups, play some chess, and scope out the chicks. The chicks didn’t seem too interested in a hep cat like Simon, though. Could it be they sensed how destitute he was? Had they somehow heard about his concrete slab on the edge of town, his lumpy bed under the stars?

Simon reads
“No, Frodo! Don’t do it! Don’t put on the ring!”

Simon had arrived in Rosebrook with a paltry §1,500. After searching in vain for a cheap apartment, he claimed a chunk of cement and built a makeshift outhouse on it. With his leftover funds he purchased a few other necessities — a bed, a telephone, a bookcase, and a chair. He wasn’t sure how he was going to eat or shower, but that didn’t matter right now. He was a bona fide Rosebrookian! He knew his city would provide for him.

Or would he provide for the city? They already thought his morning newspaper was public property.

Slobby lady reads Simon's paper
“What, do I have to start hiding it under my pillow?”

Simon didn’t spend much time at home, though. He was more interested in exploring the city and finding all the cool spots to hang out, like the Crypt-O-Night Club. There he made friends with fellow pleasure-seekers and learned to dance like a complete idiot.

Simon dances
“Oh my god, what is THAT?”

He made sure to keep his distance, however, from the more frightening creatures of the night.

Mrs. Crumplebottom knits
“I’ll teach them to call me frightening…*grumble grumble*”

After realizing that a basket of groceries wasn’t going to fall into his lap, Simon got a part-time job as a barista at the One-Twenty-Five. He couldn’t drink any espresso on the job, but he did get to hang out on the terrace and people-watch, which was his favorite thing to do.

Simon as a barista
“Yes, I’m wearing a skirt, you got a problem with that?”

He made enough money to buy dinner at the One-Twenty-Five, which was pretty swanky inside. The waitress, Brandi Phelps, took his order with a flourish of her pen.

Simon orders food
“You want fries with that?”

Brandi did everything with a flourish. She wanted to be on Broadway.

Broadway Brandi Rose
“Mem-reeee…all alone in the moooonliiiight…”

Simon dug into his filet mignon, savoring every bite. He even ordered Baked Alaska — his favorite — for dessert. Watching him devour his fancy meal, no one would have guessed he was a poor man. He looked like he was in heaven.

Simon dines
*happy chewing noises*

He certainly didn’t smell like heaven. In fact, you might say he stunk to high heaven. He had gone for too long without bathing and was starting to smell like a mixture of body odor and coffee grounds. Thankfully there was a spa downtown which didn’t require a membership. He popped in for a quick shower in their locker room and came out feeling like a new man.

Clean Simon
“I feel like a new man!”

He felt so manly and awesome that he decided to try his luck with the lovely ladies in the hot tub. They seemed bored with his conversation, though, so he didn’t get any phone numbers. This was unfortunate, because more than anything in the world, he wanted to have a lot of dream dates, and so far he hadn’t had a single one.

Simon in the hot tub
“So have you guys read any James Joyce? … How about Tolstoy? … uh… ”

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18 thoughts on “Camp Simon

  1. Wow, it looks like Lauren is going to be wooed throughout life. Starting off a challenge like this with a Pleasure Sim must have been tough. This is a great start, and I am really looking forward to reading more on this family!

  2. lol, that was really cool. THis challenege seems pretty interesting, maybe I’ll check it out after my finals. also I didn’t know we could live in the city! anyhow look forward to more :)

  3. How cool are those photos! Wow…I’m speechless. I really like this new sim and his love interest, they are both really good looking but in an interesting way. I can not wait to play NightLife! Anyway, this looks like a really great challange, I hope you are having fun.

  4. A LEGACY CHALLENGE – yeeeeeeeey :) – finally, I’m soo glad!! Great Jen, now believe me I’ll be coming here every day to see how far you’ve done *lol*. Just that I don’t really get all these Nightlife benefits – so he is a Pleasure sim? A new aspiration, I see! And Lauren is any townie, and now they’ve married but still he wants to have dream dates with her? Bit confusing ;) – You know, I’m not able to play nightlife because my pc is so deadly slow, I’ll just keep going with the very ordinary legacy challenge ;) – thanks for your nice comments over at my blog, too, they always make me feel a little proud :)! Keep going! Oh, and happy birthday, Mt. Geneva! I couldN’t post on the other entry, don’t ask me why, but I wanted to say that these pictures were gorgeous and I really really loved your Shanleys (how often did I tell you that now ;)? Good work!

  5. Great sence of humour Jen!!!
    And great update!!
    I can´t wait to read more about your new legacy!!!

  6. Terrific start to your new legacy family! I love the captions you added to each of the pictures; it really helped give some insight into the characters. I, like everyone else, will be waiting for the next update.

  7. hardy har har. I thought the captions for the pictures were so funny, that I kept reading them to my husband, and then my kids, and then my mom who came to visit. So funny. Yay!

  8. Thanks for the comments, everyone! My lovely sister Alex helped me with some of the captions, so she gets some credit, and thanks to PRMami and Audrey for their inspiring first entries into the Nightlife Legacy Challenge, which made me want to try it myself. It’ll be fun going through another challenge with you guys. :-)

    Eva M – Yep, Simon is a Pleasure Sim! He was surprisingly easy to handle — he never went below green in aspiration points. He just wanted to date and dine out a lot. :-) Sorry for confusion about the 50 Dream Dates — that’s his Lifetime Want, and I doubt I’ll reach 50 dates, but it’s fun to try. It doesn’t matter who the dream dates are with, so I figure it’ll be Lauren for every date. They can have dates at home, and all it takes to get a dream date (on the date-o-meter) is some kissing, hugging, and maybe woohoo, so if they have a date every day I might be able to reach 50 before Simon passes away. We’ll see. Maybe next update I’ll include a little more commentary to explain things for those who don’t have Nightlife. Besides, part of the fun of the original Legacy Challenge was discovering new things about the Sims and sharing them with everyone — and learning from others in return. It’d be cool to do that with Nightlife, too. Thanks for your feedback, Eva!

  9. Ooooh yay a new legacy family to read!!! I just started a new nightlife legacy family too recently aswell, and plan to post it on my blog at some point. Im a wimp though, so I still used a 5×5 lot ;) Good luck with your legacy, cant wait to read more!!

    And if you are very persistent, maybe you can reach 30 generations on this one! Even more than the Shanleys!!

    Kath

  10. Yay Jen! I’m so glad you’re back! I love the start of this challenge! But I am not even going to go see what the rules and basics of this challenge are. I’ll just want to start it…and i’ve got enough challenges at the moment! But I love your family so far, and can’t wait to read for generations to come!

  11. Oooh!
    .. Okay, I’ll have to join in on this one. :D
    Awesome entry as always! And I /really/ loved the pictures, you got some really nifty angles!

  12. Haha I loved this update. I want nightlife :( but that is the least of my troubles right now..so much homework i barely have time to blink. This will be very interesting I can tell, and your pictures are wonderful. Whoa this is fun haha. A lot of people seem to be having trouble with burglers lately, mean burglers. I gues this challenge really is xtreme.

  13. Ah Jen! This was great and starting this new challenge, doesn’t it get you excited and rev’d up to keep on playing?

    Loved the Village People impromtu very funny gosh I remember having a crush over the indian garb when I was a wee one …. little did I know back then it was a guys only club :lol:

    Well I’m having loads of fun with my Domino, and I’m now in the process of writting her update as soon as my little one stops bugging me for chocolate milk …ah kids gotta love ’em :D

  14. Belated congratulations on a one-year anniversary! I’m meaning to make something, so don’t be surprised if an e-mail with an attatchment shows up. Though, don’t forget to scan it. It might be suspicious.
    Anyway, on to onto!
    XD “So manly and awesome”, I liked that part. Also “he claimed a chunk of cement”. Makes me think of some astronauts walking up, and doing a little dance of “woohoo, I claim the moon! To live on! In a cheap bed! Woot!”

    From picture 5, I have determined Mrs. Crumplebottom is a vampire. From space. Since the concrete is the moon, and everything. Right.
    Right!

    He needn’t worry where he lost his clothes! I’m sure someone just stole them from him. And promptly put them in his… pocket. His trunks-pocket.
    It’s almost invisible?
    XD I like so many of the captions, but so far (I’m writing the comment as I read the entry. ^^; ) the one about wanting to sweep a woman off her feet “like… 50” times was the best.
    XD Oh, dear, scratch that. Cutting to the chase! Perfect! Go, Simon, go!

    Man. Easels are so sporking helpful in Challenges. I love them to death. Especially with children! Man, those things spend their spare time painting, and by the time they’re teens, they’re selling masterpieces every other day. That’s, what, $550+? … But, that’s rambling. >_>;

    Aw, man. Why is it that burglars usually only come near the beginning, just when things are about to take off? They never seem to come by the time the Sims have a mansion, and simoleans galore…
    But, you know, in the “Ha-HA!” picture, it looks like Ramin won so much, he got the burglar to beat himself up!
    So much victory!

    XD Man, I love their little sidewalk dance. I never knew that in Nightlife, Sims could live in the city. You know, University didn’t really pique my interest, but the more I see of NL, the more I go like “oh, cooool”, and want to get it on e-bay, or somewhere they’re selling it for less than $30. It may look neat, but not $30 neat.

    Woooaah! Simon moves FAST. Quite the lady’s man. I mean, he’s getting fans in the comments, and got married to a girl he knew for two or three days. He’s good.

    Anyway, I’m really liking your new Challenge’s story. :D Yay~! (Also, I didn’t get a chance to mention it earlier in the comment, but I thought it was neat, how they both have the same glasses. Nifty coincidence. Maybe that’s part of what he saw in her. I wonder if their kids will be born with those glasses?)