Desperate Housewife

Jan and Bailey greet each other

“Bailey Kilman! I haven’t seen you in forever! I’ve missed you soooo much!”

“Jan! What on earth are you doing here? I didn’t know you came downtown!”

Jan leaned forward tipsily. “I come here for the dancing!” she shouted. “I love it! Come on, you have to dance with me!”

With that she grabbed Bailey’s arm and dragged her out into the frenetic beams of light. The two danced and giggled and hugged to the thumping bass through the next several songs, causing at least one pruny old lady to frown in displeasure.

Mrs. Crumplebottom

At long last Bailey and Jan grew tired of dancing and decided to go somewhere else. Bailey offered to drive since Jan was still feeling the effects of alcohol. At least, she claimed to be. She seemed rather sober to me.

“Where to?” Bailey asked. She was what the kids call “pumped up” after having flirted and danced with Jan all night and didn’t care anymore about getting the Ferrari home at a decent hour.

“How about food?” Jan suggested, getting comfortable. “I know a great diner that’s open till midnight.”

Jan looks at Bailey

Bailey grinned and pressed the gas pedal to the floor, which sent the car off at such a speed I could hardly keep up with it. As they drove around downtown, careening through side streets and nearly hitting a streetlight, Jan watched Bailey admiringly. I could see that much as I hovered over them — it was obvious that Jan cared for Bailey as more than a friend.

“Where are we?” Bailey asked as Jan’s directions took her out of Sim City and into the leafy suburbs.

Jan and Bailey in the car

“Stop right here,” Jan said.

Bailey halted the car next to a community park and looked around, as I did. We saw nothing but trees and sidewalks and open spaces dotted with playground equipment. I floated around the car, wondering what they were going to do next and preparing to speed off again in case Bailey slammed on the gas.

“I wanted to talk to you,” Jan said in a very serious voice.

Bailey twisted in her seat so she could face her properly and smiled encouragingly at her friend. “What is it?”

“Bailey,” Jan continued confidently. “I wanted to say that I know it must be hard for you, being married and having a kid…I know you’re like me — we thrive on flirtation and romance and trying to get people to fall in love with us. It’s like…that’s what makes us whole. I had such a great time with you tonight, and I just wanted to tell you that I understand.”

At that moment something ignited between them, like an arc of lightning connecting their souls, and Bailey leaned forward to kiss Jan tenderly.

Bailey kisses Jan

Well, I didn’t stick around to see what happened next, dear readers…I had seen enough! My concern was for Joey and Shea now, and how they were dealing with Bailey’s (and the Ferrari’s) absence. I flew back to the Kilman bungalow as fast as I could.

There I found Joey and Shea climbing into their respective beds. Shea seemed lost in thought, and Joey had the most melancholy look on his face! I wished I could manifest and give the poor guy a hug (Maude is an old sap when it comes down to it, my dears). He had tried so hard to be a good husband and father (while still satisfying his urge for financial gain, of course!), but it was to no avail — Bailey was rebelling at every turn.

Joey and Shea climb into their beds

Joey and Shea were both fast asleep when Bailey returned home late that night. The next morning, Joey noted with relief that Bailey was safe in her bed, then made an angry face at her sleeping form before racing off to work. (This time he took his car.)

When Bailey finally rose around noon, she found something waiting for her on the front step.

(continued on Page 4)

29 thoughts on “Desperate Housewife

  1. Wow! Great post Maude! Er…I mean Jen! Hehehehe, I’m soooo glad you’re back! And awesome picture quality! No matter what I do, my sims still look a little rough around the edges. But if I move the sliding bar thingy all the way down, my game runs way too slow. So oh well! lol anyways…Yay jen!

  2. 1. That old lady shot was hilarious. What was she doing at a nightclub? shouldn’t she be resting in her retirment home bed?

    2. Thbbttttt on Bailey. She can go and leave Shea to people who really love her. Now Maude has to find a really nice woman for Joey. I nice one, and one that only likes to be exciting with him.

    3. Thankyou for all the cool nightlife stuff and the update. Yay!

  3. Maude’s back! All right! Definately good riddance to Bailey, she was a cow (don’t send Maude after me, Jen, I mean that in a good way!).

  4. This update was a big one . I woke up thinking..hmm. i wonder if Jen updated yet…and to my surprise you did, making me a very happy person. I laughed at the title but this story was so not funny, well..most of it anyway. I loved the part where Gordon? says can i have a doggy bag for my drink? I have a question. When downloading Nightlife when i get it, do i have to clean out my downloads folder beforehand because I dont really have that much downloads but i dont know if i am supposed to delete them before installing. Thanks Jen.

  5. Good riddance, Bailey! Joey’s too good for you! *hugs Joey*

    Wonderful update! You had some really great shots of expressions.. especially on Bailey’s face at the bar. And Joey’s sad face.. it made me want to give the poor guy a hug!

    Don’t worry Joey! Plenty of other fish in the sea and whatnot! You deserve so much better than that blasted Bailey! *hugs Joey again*

  6. Yay! Mrs. Crumplebottom appeared! Have you heard her voice? Squeaky lil sound eh?:lol:
    Oh and great date too? Next time try woo-hooing in the car you get a bunch of roses plus some other nice stuff :)

    Fantastic story and it looks Bailey was meant to live in the city where she fits right into the singles scene and bars :lol:

    I’m sure the Kilmans will be JUSt fine without her and Joey will soon get over Bailey’s desertion.

    So glad you’re back to writing your stories Jen!

  7. Good riddance! Totally! I hope Shea doesn’t turn out anything like her mother! So Maude, what’s going on with the other families? Or has Jen decided to go back to May Green or Annabell Island so soon? I suppose it would only have made things worse but I wish Joey would have given her more of his mind. He should have dumped her!!! Not the other way around! Joey deserves better than that….that…I can’t type the word here.

  8. :o :o :o Poor Joey!! That pic of him crying made me want to hug him too! But I guess Bailey can’t help her feelings….but what will happen to poor Shea???
    I always knew Bailey wasn’t the right girl for Joey, but I didn’t expect her to leave :o That was a surprise!

    I love the new Nightlife Expansion pack, and plan on posting a brand new story on my blog about my new Nightlife sim and her interesting life very soon.

    So…what are you doing next then? I read your last update, and found out you figured out what you are going to do, while in the bathroom xD Great place to think, that!

    I can’t wait to read whatever you are posting next, Jen, your stories ROCK! The pictures are so great too, big and clear!! (You must have a great graphics card!)

    ~Kath

  9. Terrific update Jen, I loved reading every minute of it.
    I’m glad that you used Nightlife in your story; it added a whole new dimension.

  10. I have to say Jen, you’ve really out done yourself in the photo department. All the shots were amazing! And fit so well with the story…great job! I’m glad you’re back to posting and I’m also glad you posted some NightLife pics in this update…I need to get my daily fix. ;)

  11. Oh, man, I just love the pictures on page two… they’re so nice. #2, 3, and 5 especially. Ooh.
    XD The Old Lady… I remember her from Hot Date! Oh, man. She was so funny. But I hated her, because she always ran up to my Sims and fined them for PDA.
    It’s a little too bad about Joey and Bailey… ah, well. She always seemed a little indifferent to him. I’m more worried about Shea than the others. Poor little girl.
    It was great, though! :D Yay~ I’m glad you have the inspirations back.
    Nightlife looks really cool… I didn’t want University too much, but Nightlife looks intriguing… hmm. >_> Man. So cool an entry.

  12. Huzzah! Another awesome update! I think it is awesome how you can see all these different expressions you never would have dreamt of without the expansion pack! Darn, now I want it even more! But that’s ok, it’s all worth the great update. Keep up the good work!

  13. I loved it! The gardener part reminds me of the show desperate housewives which I love :P. Love the kiss in the car, I guess your enjoying nightlife :D.

  14. Eva – I didnt clean out my downloads folder before installing NL and everything worked fine. The only thing that mess up the game are hacks – most hacks need to be deleted for certain aspects of the game to work properly.

  15. Thanks for the comments, everyone! I’m glad you’re still enjoying Maude’s Tales. I had planned on doing a Brayton update after this but I need to give them some thought before I continue their story. In the meantime, I’m excited about Maude’s Tales and already have the pics taken for the next update! Look for it soon.

    Stories about the Shanleys, Chinchillas, and Annabel Island are on hold for the moment, but who knows when they might show up again.

    To answer some questions:

    EvaKath beat me to it! Your downloads should be fine except for hacks. I didn’t delete any of my downloads (including my hacked objects like Pescado’s clothing object) and everything seems to be working OK, for the most part. I have had a few problems with the game crashing randomly or the graphics going wonky, but I haven’t narrowed it down to any one cause (it could very well be those hacked objects). The best thing to do would be to refer to the Nightlife installation guide on Mod the Sims 2 before you install the game. It’ll give you detailed instructions on what to do. (I’d link to it specifically, but MTS2 is down at the moment, so I can’t find the exact link. It should be easy to find from the front page, though.) Good luck!

    PRMami – Actually, Bailey and Jan did woohoo in the car (hilarious!) but it was only a great date, so I guess that’s why she got a single rose.

    Kath – So what am I going to do next? I had so many families going that I needed to pare down, so I cleaned out Mt. Geneva and will only create a few new families that will be introduced gradually over the next few stories. As for the Braytons, I have plans for them, too. :-D

  16. Haha thanks Kath and Jen. Darn she beat you to it by 1 measly minute..and maybe not even that much. Thanks again. You are a Very helpful person. OOOH man i was looking forward to Cecily..again., but maude’s tales are fine with me. Im quite dandy. Haha. I love your blog btw and When oh When is the anniversary? I had trouble getting here for some ODD reason but i went to history and solved that problem..sure did. Haha ok. Bye and thanks again.

  17. Yeah, my site (including SimScribes) was down for awhile this afternoon, but everything seems to be OK again…*knocks on wood*…

    The anniversary is September 29th, and I still haven’t figured out what I’ll do to celebrate! Have any good ideas? :-)

  18. “Just a stupid spur of the moment idea but maybe Mt. Geneva should have a birthday party when September comes. Stupid, I know, but it might be a fun story to write. There’d be a holiday in the neighborhood and Maude could tell the story of that night. All the Maude’s tales families, satilite houses and the two Shaney legacy houses could be celebrating the town’s birthday. Maybe Maude would even like the Shaneys more if she got to tell their story. Maybe I’m wrong about the last part but I still think this would be a fun thing to do. It’s not a challenge but it might keep you entertained. If you’re too busy with May Green and Annabel Island then that’s okay too. Back to the challenge, I eagerly await your next update!!!” I commented that idea a while back.

  19. *Squeals madly!* :D Oh, I love your updates! And I love Maude too, the narration you do through her voice is splendid. I can almost hear it!
    Hmm. I think for celebration.. I don’t know. Maybe there’s a family or some story or something you did way in the beginning that you could restart or pick up again or such? I seem to recall something about a trailer family? :D
    /Kay

  20. I think cristal chinchilla, Juan the zombie, bailey, and many of the no good niks in mr. geneva should all party on one big, weird, wacky date for sept 29th. Hillarity may insue.

  21. Haha well i am so much happier that it is all up now. I freaked and panicked and my heart rate quicked to deathly speeds..just so i could read comments.. Its crazy right? I cant help my obsession with the Sims. They are fantastic and after i finish all my homework and help my brother make some frosting and cake because he has a sweet tooth ( not good for a 14 year old boy who will be 15 in may, we are so darned close. all of my siblings are), i will play my lovely sims. I hope anyway. Oh and my wonderful sister said that she was looking on eBay for something or another and she saw nightlife and she was thinking that maybe she would get it for me for my birthday that was on the 30th..i got nothing haha and iddnt care..but she said she might and i was liek WOW…but then she said that she thought that i had tooo much homework and i didnt really need another sims at this moment in time..rotten sister. That is why she wont get anything for her 23rd birthday in Noviembre…teach her to get my hopes up. Haha. Your anniversary thing should be like something that you would really enjoy, maybe something you did once and then didnt do again but would love to bring back, or some distant Shanleys, or something that you would like to try but didnt really have the time to do so. Just something along the lines of what you would like to do..to make you happy. After all, it is your site that you have kept going for one Whole fantastic year!

  22. Really cool this update.
    I understand Bailey feelings. :-(
    I feel sorry for the poor guy and daughter but she never love him, so it´s better that way.
    And the Nightlife it´s so cool……i have so much fun play with this new expansion, much better than University.
    Keep going with the good work.:-D

  23. Oooh.. I liked Nita’s idea. That sounds really cool. n_n ‘Course, I just love seeing the Shanley’s, lol!

    And, by the by, I’ve updated my blog some more (2 updates yesterday.. I was on a roll) and gave your blog a nod. n_n

  24. I like Nita’s idea, too. But, you know, something else that sprang to mind was the visiting of a few Sims from the other neighborhoods… though, that might be too difficult? I don’t know. I just thought of that one site you mentioned on SimScribes, how the person moved everyone from the default neighborhoods…
    Though, it probably wouldn’t work too well with May Green, or the Royalty Challenge neighborhood. XD Kind of like “hey, we’re MOD!” “‘Mod’?! You’re heathens, that’s what you are!”
    But, then… that might be some of the fun of it, eh? XD I don’t know, just a silly thing.