Day 10, Wednesday, 8:15 PM
So howâ€™s this for freaky? I was taking a brief jaunt around the yard last night when I saw a shadowy figure moving slowly through the trees. It appeared to have a large upside-down suction cup attached to its chest and a strange appendage emanating from its head. Upon closer inspection, I noticed it was also wearing a truly hideous sweater.
â€œShhh. Iâ€™m listening.â€
â€œThem,â€ he said, pointing vaguely skyward.
â€œOh,â€ was all I could manage to say. As I wandered back into the house, I mused that some things in life simply cannot be explained. One of those things happens to be my dad.
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